tricky dick

Act as if you are going to help clean up someone who has just recieved an LBJ and then get them with a second, even more severe LBJ.

Very few people like getting a Tricky Dick.

by ice grilled cheese January 3, 2005

Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

by supermajic September 17, 2005

dreidle dick

a circumsized shaft. also known as a kike dick.

i think brian has a dreidle dick

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

by Waster Faceter October 14, 2010

dimple dick

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL

After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)

by Rosie November 15, 2003

train dick

train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis

"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"

by carrie and chels July 1, 2007

dick fungus

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008