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aas hat

my penis is long anew hard anew in a goat

by pro fr amity December 29, 2019

penis

nigger nigger shit bitch faggot fuck. kike nigger chinky. KNC BITCH. NIGGER IN THE HAUS.

if a penis went into a vagina it would explode.

by Horny Gator Nigger February 8, 2021

Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.

Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"

by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 9, 2021

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Penis

A Penis is a stick that u hold to aim. and then water comes out of it.

Oh yeah big penis

by Anshyeetery November 8, 2021