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cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.
god this cord kid aka: shark
by slaverys March 15, 2024
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Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.
A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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Peacoat kid

That one kid in school who wears a peacoat and flat cap of some sort. They are usually shady characters and are quiet but pretty chill if you know them. Don't ever mess with their friends or you'll find a group of them waiting around a corner for you. They always tend to be Irish or Arab.
Bailey: You seen that guy Benjamin? He's a peacoat kid.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.
by AgentAsexual February 7, 2023
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That Kid

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.
That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.
by goofbitchx June 8, 2022
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2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.
Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.
by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021
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MacBook kid

Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.
Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!
by Microboy2 November 21, 2024
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