Dirty Kringle

That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.
It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.
by DoreenForever July 03, 2016
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Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
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dirty vashawn

Freaky, loves sneaky link ups loyal as fuck and will love you unconditionally
Dirty vashawn will dick you down just let him know ;)
by Lover girl ;) April 17, 2020
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Dirty Obama

Calling a drone strike on Yemen while balls deep inside an asshole full of shit
person 1: Osama I believe they may have pulled a dirty Obama
Osama: Shallom
by President ObamaCare November 21, 2020
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Dirty Alexander

When a man watches two women Having sex while making duck noises and jerking off.
While I was at the party Jake did a dirty alexander with Lily and Bella
by WandaPP January 13, 2022
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dirty soren

When someone pulls out their dick right before they’re about to cum and force it into their partners nose as they cum.
Girl 1: so... how was your hookup last night?

Girl 2: HORRIBLE! he pulled a dirty soren 😢😭
by facepoopy April 17, 2020
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Dirty Marcie

Only for the busty babes of the world. Get your guy on a chair, and climb aboard so your boobs are at mouth level. Sitting on top of him like this gives him perfect tongue access to those beauties of yours. Offer them to him like the bounteous gift they are. Run a nipple across his lips, then let him lick or suck as you bounce slowly up and down. And if you're packing enough boobage to do it, some guys go crazy if you join them in the sucking.
She put him in a chair and gave him a Dirty Marcie. She gave that kitten warm milk and sent him to bed.
by Elizabeth Wayne May 16, 2020
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