dirty noonan

A sexual act where one girl is sucking a dude's cock while another girl is tossing his salad.

I walked in on my roommate while he was getting a dirty noonan.

by PelvisCrusher January 31, 2008

dirty letts

The act of letting another person place a live gerbil in your anus

Rob did the dirty letts to Steve, and later found the dead gerbil on the ground.

by lilbill March 31, 2008

Dirty Whitey

The act of tit fucking a woman and simultaneously shit on her chest.

Dude, that bitch was nasty, she was even down with the dirty whitey.

by kylosius April 3, 2008

Dirty Whiffer

the name of a friend who intentionally sends you a trade involving certain names you both discussed and when it comes time to pull the trigger he adds someone you didn't talk about and blames you for it blowing up.

I thought we were trading Cook, and Berkman for Holliday, Atkins and Fielder, but the Dirty Whiffer added McCann to the deal at the last minute and called it a "Misunderstanding"

by trublu1068 June 30, 2008

dirty chet

When you bathe a mexican woman in bubble gum ice-cream, lick it off her, and then proceed to stick your dick in her pooper.

Steve traveled to Mexico and then "dirty cheted" a luscious Latina.

by big ole horsecock March 3, 2014

Dirty Skirty

When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.

"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."

by Mr. BooCocky June 22, 2014

dirty cheat

A person who makes up arbitrary statistics to appear righter when they are actually very wrong

"That dirty cheat said she was 76% right when we all know she lost the argument faster than a drunk Matt Walsh."

by TheAuthoritativeAnswer August 5, 2014