Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Swiss cheese

You bout to pull out a switch

I'm about to swiss cheese you bruh, who you think you are.

by Moneymaker_colt_93 February 28, 2025

foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

Chocolate Cheese Cake

Straight anal.

Person 1: I want some chocolate cheese cake

Person 2 What kind

by Dutton hater extreme March 6, 2025

Cheese and Whiskers

An expression you use when you are in anger or in astonishment. Generally used as a substitute for inappropriate language. Commonly used by characters in the television show "Bananas in Pyjamas". Often said at a load volume.

I stubbed my toe and yelled "Cheese and Whiskers!".

by cheeseandwhiskers March 9, 2025

Poo cheese

A way of describing something that’s horrible.

That is Poo Cheese

by Latwon March 9, 2025