A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
by pablowisdom December 25, 2016
very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
by khunnary November 21, 2021
Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021
by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022
If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
by AReallyRandomDude August 24, 2022
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
by QuacksO May 06, 2023