A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

Fuck it ya I wear drag Queen make up im not a hoe lots of guys like me you can keep or have him blah blah blah I know I have made true friend on my mission to succeed im not a patient person but those who have been there for me I won't ever forget you. I never had to fight for your love or our friendship and that irreparable to me.life about being respected as a good person giveing everything you can to the people that are important to you .
I love my friends you helped me fight a war. Killed my insecurities and showed me that i am a special person and that im not alone.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 18, 2019

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022

by Probrobos October 6, 2020

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.
by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016

the best kind of friends. they will listen to you no matter what, be there for you, never do you dirty and will do the craziest shit with you.
by 29384$49202 February 2, 2019
