The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.

It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.

by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024

Fortnite kids

The reason no one plays fortnite anymore see also: toxic 8 year olds

Fortnite kid: walks in room

Anyone with a functional brain: "alright get the broom we gotta scare the fortnite kids out."

by Awildmoron April 17, 2022

shitty kid

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship

ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again

by 4u2 April 19, 2018

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025