Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 08, 2020

gender red

Bug.

Person 1: “Bug.”
Person 2 “What are you craving?”
Person 1: “Gender red.”
Person 2: “The fuck is gender red?”
Person 1 “Exactly how it sounds.”

by Hector and Bug December 29, 2021

Red helicopter

Red helicopter means someone who very well endowed, and can spin their penis like helicopter propellers

Girl 1: so tell me how was it?
Girl 2: 🚁 (red helicopter)
Girl 1: that big huh?
Girl 2: I could barely fit it, he filled me up.
7 inches!!!

by Liljohhny January 07, 2023

Red Helicopter

Remove a heavily used tampon, spin it over your head like a helicopter

She did a Red Helicopter on the dance floor at the club

by Dasmandude March 15, 2021

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 23, 2024

red scarf emoji

people who use the red scarf emoji, or 🧣 are the most insufferable people on the internet

did you see the red scarf emoji in their display name? now their bad take makes sense

by Buttbutt1 May 03, 2022

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 24, 2024