Like a fucking brolly

Go super duper hard like a saiyan.

Damn look at home girl over there squatting 200 pounds, she going in like a fucking brolly

by Jesusbutwithabiggerd June 14, 2020

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 28, 2021

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

Pumped like a reebok

A phrase used to describe being excited, sometimes sexually.

I am pumped like a reebok to go out with this chick tonight

by Lurch T. August 29, 2010

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

Shakin' like a scared chihuahua

Shaking very violently

Person 1: Hey dude, you're shaking a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I'm shakin' like a scared chihuahua

by EverydayBellyache November 24, 2020

It's on like Groupon

Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com

Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!

Oscar: It's on like Groupon

by unemployed8 April 7, 2012