martian cock

Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players

Frat boy: I was dropping mad buckets until that Jersey trash showed us the Martian cock.

by Rats Nest May 22, 2008

Cock Holster

–noun
1. a sheathlike carrying case for a cock.

–verb (used with object)
2. to put or put back in a mouth: to holster a cock.

Jenna's mouth is the perfect cock holster...she uses her mouth like a sheathlike carrying case for my cock...

by JTLChiTown March 3, 2009

cock block

when your blocked and or stopped from moving forward sexually with your boy or girl spouse.

alex what is a cock block?
well kate its when your girls on top of you about to do some stuff to you and your brother comes down and asks if you want to play cops and robbers.

by katertotaidnaninanibooboo December 29, 2008

cock bash

when you wake up in the middle of the night with wood and run into your roommate on the way to the batheroom who always has wood. the bashing of cocks is the result.

greg: umm yah about last night....
mike: yah man dont worry about it
greg: it was my fault entirely
mike: well thats not the first time ive been cock bashed.
greg: i hate cock bash

by AlexLOVES March 5, 2009

Cock and balls

Why ohh why the fuck are you looking up cock and balls in the fucking urban Dictionary. Are you fucking gay

Robert:bro let’s look up cock and balls in the urban Dictionary. Since were at school and are fucking bord.
Sam:yo lets do it.
Robert: aww I thought it would say something funny.
Sam:well I guess not. I guess it’s time to look up cock and ball torture.
Robert:OK!

by Adof trump September 25, 2019

Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Cock ho

A heterosexual male who uses his genitalia to get money. Much like a male prostitute.

Steve pimps his cock like an expert cock ho

by Steve February 6, 2005