When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.
Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!
by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019
when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
by houuseplant April 04, 2023
by Lillian goodman July 15, 2017
massive schlong could be black
that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.
by buffalo penis November 09, 2022
by notjamesorbobbyornigga February 01, 2021
when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)
by Harri Balsonya March 04, 2009