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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Lung nut

When you bust a nut into someone’s tracheotomy (neck hole) and the cum drips down into their lungs and then comes back as CUNY flem.
Bro I just busted a lung nut in Betty and coughed a huge load up.
by Big Betty Nutt May 30, 2018
mugGet the Lung nutmug.

Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)
I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!
by FatpussMark September 26, 2025
mugGet the Glug nuttedmug.

Deez nuts

by YESHHHHHHHH December 25, 2020
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
mugGet the nut crutchmug.

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls
Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy
by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate drizzle nutmug.

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also
by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022
mugGet the cincinnati nut rollmug.

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