Butt Fuck Nowhere

1. Getting lost
2. No idea where you are

Jake: Man, do you know where were going?
Ryan: Um, were going to butt fuck nowhere


Brad: Chris, you fat fuck, where are you!
Chris: I'm in the corner of butt fuck nowhere!

by arrggg August 27, 2008

butt fuck off

its like telling somebody to fuck off but more worser

tony: "hey paul, i hate you!! fuck off!"

paul: "the feeling is mutual tony, butt fuck off!!"

by hugh e. lewis March 28, 2008

Butt Nugget Turdies

The term 'Butt Nugget Turdies', derives from three english words; Butt (Buttock; origin of shit); Nugget (Shape of shit); and Turdies (Just another term for shit).

Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).

Gangster 1: Yo man, my crack's comin' up with something FUNKY.

Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.

Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!

-TOILET FLUSH-

Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.

Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!

Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!

Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!

by WoW or MoM July 2, 2009

monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

by orangesapples August 10, 2008

The Korean butt thief

When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.

Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!

by THE RUSSIAN COW BOY October 22, 2012

crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

butt cheek cold

cold enough that between your butt cheeks is even cold.

how cold is it?

well between my butt cheeks is so i'd say it's butt cheek cold.

by viking5437649 November 10, 2010