Jack

Has the smallest penis in the word

Every one hates jack

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

The jack

The act of robbing a shop and then ejaculating on the police. Then punching talon in the neck 20 times until he is unconscious

Yo spencer I did the jack

Spencer Jack, we talked about this

by The milf eater April 7, 2022

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Jacked

A muscular structure

T: "YO LOOK AT THAT GUY IN BLUE HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD LIFT OVER 1,000 POUNDS"
J: "DAMN HES JACKED"

by fayze January 20, 2023

Jack

Usually stoned and Dosent clue what going on

Someone:hello
Jack: No response

Someone : hello big letters

Jack:no response

by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021

Jack Fraud

A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.

Jack Fraud is proud of hating all Muslims.

by mr1000 March 12, 2019