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I Don’t Like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure

Oh, oh, oh tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen
Now, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need oh, woah

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I Don’t Like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down
Down, down
Shoot it all down

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die

Oh, oh, oh and the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why

I don't like Mondays
Tell me why

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like, (tell me why) I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot, the whole day down, uh, uh, uh
by Death Menace May 1, 2023
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I got a truck passing

Podcast slang for I have to fart
Hold on I got a pause the recording I got a truck passing.
by Tigersharkcub October 22, 2019
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I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.
I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021
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i also killed a cockroach

its a dark joke used in internet to show a disgusting dad daughter relationship as he offers his cock to her

often used in the butterfly... no butter joke
dad i also killed a cockroach today
nice try
by amazingmaster January 7, 2021
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I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.
bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh
by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021
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I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021
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