by eshaycuntking November 28, 2024
Get the fat cuntmug. 1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Nuggitismug. 
by FibAlex February 1, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.
"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"
"What a papa cunt"
by Mumma Smurf March 2, 2024
Get the papa cuntmug. by Geo P June 24, 2021
Get the cunt believe its not buttermug. When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win
by Robbed when November 9, 2018
Get the Gifted Cuntsmug.