Alien cum

The same thing that comes out of your dick but green and sour

Girl-Oh cum on me

Me-ok

Girl-WHY IS IT GREEN

Me- Its Alien cum

by Riceboy1228 March 7, 2024

Cum

The stuff i put in ur mom

You: Brooooooo
Your freind: What?
You: im gonna cum in ur mom

by Wetslimydildo March 7, 2024

Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.

“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”

by nottravis March 10, 2024

All Cummed Up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 13, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

cum gun

A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.

“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”

by matthieusonnier2 March 16, 2024

The Hockey cum

When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums

Yesterday me and Avery did The Hockey cum, it was awesome.

by Jack sack March 16, 2024