Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

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Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

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nigger nigger shit bitch faggot fuck. kike nigger chinky. KNC BITCH. NIGGER IN THE HAUS.

if a penis went into a vagina it would explode.

by Horny Gator Nigger February 8, 2021

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Penis Thresholder

The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.

Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.

by obsidianmoon February 8, 2021

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