by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.
Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.
A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.
A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.
This is my "friend".
by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018
