Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

To cheese it up

A verb used to describe the act of bringing cheese to a function or social event.

Ruby: "Hey Rick, do you know who's cheesing this party up tonight?"
Rick: "Hao is about to cheese it up. He's bringing an assortment of famous French and Swiss soft cheeses, along with some regular crackers to pair them with."

by EphemeralMaybe March 17, 2025

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

tearky mc cheese ham everything

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everything

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything

by elbest696 November 24, 2021

Luck#cheese

luck is best all hail luck she has big boobs luck luck all hail luck

giru smells like cheese

luck#cheese is the best at everything

by LICK2CJEESE November 24, 2021

Cheese Samich

This is what we consider a “Good boy” he is often confused & probably out getting high with some friends, but when he is around he cherishes everyone’s attention to the fullest, as for he cannot get enough; he is usually found in the middle of a cuddle pile or flying virtual jets; he doesn’t talk unless he’s around some friends or other pilots.

Cheese Samich - The Center of Attention

“Have you seen Cheese?”

“Yeah! He’s over with the group in front of the mirror; talking up a storm.”

by The Mozzy November 23, 2021

cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021