Jack

A DMV slang for Cigarette

Aye Fool, You Got A Jack I Can Buy?

by $qu1d June 21, 2019

Jack

Proper slag

Jana: who’s that?
Becky: oh that’s jack he’s a proper slag

by Graysondolansgirlfriend April 2, 2019

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Jack

PURE daddy. Jack is a kind, funny, and hot person even if e doesn't see it. His eyes can kill, when he looks at you your heart will fall to your ass and when he smiles at you, you feel like you stopped breathing oh and his hair its like god took weeks just to perfect it.Its so easy to fall for this God and Zeus mix.

Girl 1: Did you see jack the other day he was sooo cute.
Girl 2: Yea ik you you tell us everyday.
Girl 1: Yea only because hes pure daddy.

by QuEENMeE October 25, 2018

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010

Jack

Jack is a very silly and fun person. He has a lot of friends, but he always bites and hisses at his friends. There has recently been a rumor that he is trying to become a furry. Just be aware!

Jack! Stop! You’re not a cat!!

by Hiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiitehe October 26, 2019