oklahoma red face

when a woman is giving the male a blowjob, he pulls out and proceeds to whip his erect penis across the female's face while singing the theme song from the broadway musical "Oklahoma!".
"I gave that bicth an Oklahoma Red Face last night, holmes! She likes it rough!"
by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007
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Cunty McCunt Face

Derived from the word "cunt" (One of the most offensive words in the English language)

A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).

This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.

This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
Example 1:
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.

Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
by SurferCuntUSA November 21, 2011
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Dirty Diaper Face

The perpetual look of disgust that sets into a teenager's face
Molly walked into class with her usual dirty diaper face. I love my job.
by Stella Lafayette December 03, 2004
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Permanent Stank Face

Always looking like you're pissed off and smelling something awful.
"Adrian's got a permanent stank face because he always looks pissed off."
by Jack117 April 22, 2015
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uber sad face

D':
when the girl said we couldnt go out i had a uber sad face
by Djieos April 11, 2009
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shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth
shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats
by kevinP January 09, 2004
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llama butt face

A phrase most commonly used by 3rd graders to insult someone they hate. Older children, such as middle schoolers, use it as a joke rather than as a rude insult.
3rd Grade:
person 1) Ha Ha! You Fell!
Person 2) You're a llama butt face!

Middle Schoolers: (this consists of 4 children, Brianna, Abby, Julie and Nain)

Nain(smiling): (points to Brianna)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Julie) Face!

Nain (smiling): (points to Julie)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Brianna) Face!

Abby: Hey, how come I'm always Butt?

Everyone: Laff! Giggle! Chuckle! Chortle! Snort!
by Purple be awsum :D February 27, 2011
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