Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.

Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.

by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015

Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024

Red clay stray

Red headed women with herpes

Shannon is such red clay stray

by KW54 June 24, 2023

Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020

girl in red

Lesbian + queen + girlboss + my fav female singer
if you listen to girl and red you arent straight.

Person 1) Hey do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2) Yeah why?
Person 1) So ur lesbian?
Person 2) Uhm yeah?

Person 1) Same.

by Nobody cares October 8, 2023

red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010

Riot (Red panda)

A smol red panda who loves his friends and is just real with you. Is Mega GAY UwU and will stand up for friends. A rave enjoyer.

Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!

by Big sussy wolf June 16, 2025