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C.U.M,

The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.

All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
“I recommend the C.U.M for all ages.”
What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!

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by Blossom^^!{ June 7, 2022
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Cum Gum

Bad gum that you chew and it turns watery in your mouth.
Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.
by 80sWordz February 24, 2024
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
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Cum Raider

Someone who goes up to every bloke to see if they'll cum inside her
Did you see Jess's Aunt last night she was a real Cum Raider
by BobShocks December 4, 2017
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Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021
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Cum

Why are you looking this up. Go back to your school work. We all know that you are some junior high kid squealing with their friends while typeing this in. Get a life.
You should really learn how to live if you search up cum in school.
by Moon Tides March 26, 2022
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Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
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