cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo August 5, 2016

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.

Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!

by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020

Cum

That white stuff that comes out of your penis when you're horny as fuck

HOLY SHIT IMMA BOUTTA CUM

by xanthehuynh February 12, 2025

Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.

Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."

by Birdman781 June 23, 2024

Cum

High fructose porn syrup

This coffee needs some cum, it’s too bitter.

by BigChunkus April 27, 2022