Cheese Scavenger

When a person uses his or her fingers to pull up the cheese that has melted off food onto a platter.

Her: Wow those potato skins were great.

Him: Yeah (He scrapes up the remaining cheese that is melted to the plate where the potato skins used to be.)

Her: Do you have to be such a cheese scavenger?

by dogstar7 February 22, 2010

dick cheese

what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit

i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!

by 696-969-6969 November 3, 2020

aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021

fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019

Nub Cheese

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.

Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings

by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018

Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.

I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much

by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021

Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.

"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."

by Dickbutt6969420666 December 22, 2018