What The Cock

To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"

"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"

by Spungequan October 26, 2019

What

used to ask a dumb question or to give a deadass reaction to something vile

Person: What happened last summer?

Person1: I like munting with my dead granpa
Person2: Nigga WHAT

by Gurtrug May 24, 2024

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

what have I summoned

What an NSFW artist asks themself after finishing a huge artwork. Is also what Cyriak what should ask himself when finishing an animation.

NSFW Artist: I've finished it; the most erotic A Dance of Fire and Ice artwork ever made in existance!

Also NSFW Artist: what have I summoned

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn May 13, 2024

erm what the sigma

It's the state of not believing that someone has rizzed you up

Lizzie:Hey...want me to edge you
Henry: erm what the sigma

by Youknowtherizzler April 27, 2024

What did I expect

Well I forgot your were retarded...

Hym "So, what did I expect? I expected you to try and protect your kids. That would have been the smart thing to do. And you have the greatest mind who has ever lived trapped in a cage telling you how to do it and what did you do? The AI guys listened and look how that worked for them. Did you listen or did you do THIS? So yeah. OK?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

So what you’re saying is...

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”

Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022