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Deez nuts

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS
by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021
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nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.
“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”
by GayClimber March 17, 2025
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
mugGet the crack my nuts!mug.

addis..nut

Very kind and sweet sunkin her name is Lesly and she is now 11 . Tries to make ibf . Will help you if you need😁
OMG @addis..nut is my ibff
by Addis..nut December 9, 2020
mugGet the addis..nutmug.

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