nuts

hairy sussy dog balls thet get you hella hard for no reason but you use them to clap mad cheeks

Holy shit wtf are my nuts hard

by sussy baka dog balls March 15, 2022

deez nuts

a phrase used in only serious moments

candices mom died,damn thats crazy did you know the same thing happened to deez,whos deez,DEEZ NUTS

by Bofa Dietz March 17, 2022

deez nuts

a funny prank to do on random females to get the shit slap out of you

person 1: do you have enya CD"S
person 2:what
person 3: SUCK DEEZ NUTS ENYA MOUTH

by A.G.O.T.I March 17, 2022

Deez nuts

A word where especially middle school boys talk about their balls

A word where especially men talk about their balls

Joe: deez nuts!

Bella: stop talking about your balls. It’s not attractive

by Gigi is a loser March 23, 2022

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022