clay monkey

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high

"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"

by biffybagh February 27, 2023

Discharge Monkey

A white person

Emma is a discharge monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022

Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast

Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature

by big D boii February 21, 2017