my little pony

The coolest toy from the 80's EVER. Attempted to bring them back in the 2000's. Maybe it will work.


I highly doubt it.

OH MY GOD! I found my My Little Pony collection!

by Tara March 1, 2004

my chemical romance

An awesome band from New Jersey that sadly has been on MTV.
Gerard Way-vocals
Mikey Way(Gerard's brother)-Bass
Frank Iero-Guitar
Ray Toro-Guitar
Bob Bryar-Drums

My Chemical Romance kicks ass and I'll love them no matter how many retarded teenies like them.

by ChocolateRosesxo September 24, 2005

JUMP MY BONES

when I haven't seen Peter for a month, I want him to come on over and fuck me really hard.

ddaaammmnnn.... he looks so hot in those tight ass pants, I just want him to jump my BONES!!

by iloveindians June 28, 2004

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

Bite My Shit

(v.)To copy or imitate someone.
(v.)To be jealous of another.

this niggas just tryin ta bite mah shit
stop tryin to bite my shit son

by the cat snatcher April 22, 2011

smurf my ride

Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"

Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!

Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!

by MikeBus November 13, 2010

Pimp My Ride-on

Spin off from the original Pimp My Ride aimed at lawn mowers.

Until last week I had a really crap lawnmower. Now, thanks to Pimp My Ride-on, I have a lawn mower puth platinum hub caps and some other tacky crap attached, yo.

by braindeadmotherfucker July 2, 2006