friends

something i dont have

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends

by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021

Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human

Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.

by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021

Best Friend

A best friend is that person you are most loyal to. Your best actually trumps your relationship because when your relationship is on a slippery slope they help fix it or get you out of it. A best friend is one you tell everything to; your deepest, darkest secrets even. A best friend will never judge no matter how bad the situation. A best friend will let you know when you being selfish. A best friend is not someone you just have at your convenience. A best actually knows the real you when you try to mask your real you.

You can never lie to your best friend because they always know what’s what. They always know the truth before you even finish the statement. A best friend is that person to hype you up for things that don’t even makes sense but makes you happier. A best friend listens and understands and not counter everything you say. A best friend is that person that just makes sense to keep.

Never take advantage of your best friend!

by JG-20 May 7, 2021

had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

friends

a friend, someone you loves you

bob : I wish I had friends !
bob 2 : no you lonely asshole.

by Flyuu_ May 10, 2021

socialist friend

A "friend" who treats everyone the same, without paying close attention to any of them, and incapable of intimate reciprocal engagement; someone who is respectful and benign, but cannot form real close bonds with others.

Have you noticed that he's a socialist friend? He's nice and talks to everyone, but no one actually invites him to hang out outside of work.

by Chener June 2, 2021

Bedst Friends

Two individuals who are best friends but are also fucking which makes them Bedst Friends so they might have a girl friend but the female friend is single and she might wanna mingle with her bestfriend 🤷🏾 ♀️

A boy and a girl become bestfriends one grows feelings and the other does too they become bedst friends only when they start fucking.

by Chaoskidd June 7, 2021