Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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halla kid

when a gemer comes in to a room
person1: halla kid

person2: ur mom
by Larsi parsi October 10, 2019
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That's A Dead Kid

A line used in Petscop 2 after interacting with the grave of Michael Hammond
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Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs
Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite
by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022
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stray kids

THE 4TH GEN LEADERS AND KINGS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.
“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “
by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024
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Fortnite Kid

A type of retard that doesn't have a life and sits on FN all day. They usually like to talk sh!t when their losing and their favorite insult is KYS or the F slur. Recommend muting these kids!
FN kid: ur dogsh!t

You: another fortnite kid smh!
by Lazzyx April 29, 2024
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