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bag of dick

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013
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vampire T-bag

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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Slut bag

A friend from your friend gang ditches you guys to go to a party so he can hang with his girlfriend even though he is most likely a virgin and will remain one for the rest of his life
Chris-"I'm so bored! What should we do tn?"
Jason-"we could go to mikes party but only if you wanna hang with that slut bag traitor Ryan"
by RowdyGang January 2, 2014
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V-Bag

V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
by Chad Michael Hugill January 1, 2014
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Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015
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two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015
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