dick-chops

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

Tetris Dick

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.

"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."

by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013

Dick Licker

Someone who extends their tongue to the surface of a penis, then in a repetitive "sweeping up" motion, creates penis surface area coverage with the tongue. This behavior is normally goal oriented toward penis ejaculation.

Josh young licks the penis of his colleague, Cale hill. Josh is a Dick Licker.

by Space_Chicken May 2, 2014

Goup Dick

1). When you have a slimy or "goopy" cock after fucking a bitch.

2). When a person is being a bitch or a pussy.

Ex1: Yo I had a mean Goup dick after boning that bitch last night!

Ex2: Dude you're such a fucking Goup dick.

by Zach Hart June 25, 2014

pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

dick tax

Dick tax refers to the extra tax that should be charged on goods and services provided to someone who is a complete and total dick.

It would have been $5, but since you were such a dick, it will be a 72% increase due to dick tax.

by Pumpkin Dump Cake September 4, 2015

Side dick

Instead of a side chick for a guy it’s the girls side

Yo girl your boyfriend and side dick is in the same room!

by Flowerpot26 June 11, 2018