A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".
Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
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You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!
Not bluffing either.
You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
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