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Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
mugGet the Burned the monkeymug.

monkeys head

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019
mugGet the monkeys headmug.

Monkey

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached
I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
by seenbean August 1, 2023
mugGet the monkey backpackmug.

money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature
by big D boii February 21, 2017
mugGet the money monkeymug.

monkey knuckle

When a gay man, or woman/ straight man, or woman shoves their hand up there partners ass then pulls out there shit then chucks it at the wall, or in there partners face
by James Swindell August 20, 2024
mugGet the monkey knucklemug.

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