Best Friends Day

National best friends day April 24 show off your best friend <3

Hey it’s best friends day you better post me bitch

by G gtf ugh s to d gc e see ugh April 24, 2021

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Friends

Something you don’t have

Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!

by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022

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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

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Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

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Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

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