dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023

international cornbeef and cheese day

6th july is international cornbeef and cheese day

slap some on a cheese butty there fellas best scran of ye life especially after ye shag ye bird

giz abit of the cheese n cornbeef there fella

why fella
coz it’s international cornbeef and cheese day

might slab some peppers on there kidda

by scouse power July 5, 2021

cheese

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

dude guy man person:cheese
other dude gal women pal: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty

by greg likes eat May 26, 2024

puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017

the cheese

A homie thats very funny

Man that dude is the cheese

by your my cheese February 9, 2022

Cheese

adjective
Idiot, Phyco/ Psychotic, Weirdo, Abnormal- In friendly way, Not an insult, Complement.

YOU CHEESE!!

Oh my gosh, your such a cheese.

Stop being a cheese, you cheese!

by Stars Fire May 28, 2007