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Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
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Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.
Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.
by thewalkingwaffl April 5, 2022
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Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"
"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"
by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016
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Nut challenge

2 men boy a game where they can only be in underwear for minimal protection of genitals/nuts/balls/what’s on a boy’s body then both men grab the others genitals and on the count of 3 start to squeeze the others genitals fist one to give up has to do what the winter says for a week
1: That was a good nut challenge

2: my nuts are sore from the nut challenge
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017
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No Nut November

No Nut November is the hardest confrontation any mortal man can come across during the entire year. It is said that once you succeed by not ejaculating even once during the entire month of November, a male will possess the permanent ability to levitate.

However, this challenge should not be taken lightly, as millions of men all across the world have failed and in some cases have committed suicide by the sheer urge to bust a nut, but not being allowed to.

Stay strong soldiers, well defeat these thots one by one.

Also, onlyfans.com is broke during this month.
Homie: "Yo are you gonna do No Nut November?"
Me: "Ye bro I already deleted my pronhub account."
Homie: "Good luck soldier. And remember no horny thoughts. Be the ultimate anti-simp."
by YsnDaBoss November 10, 2020
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