Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Doing an Amy

Caffeine-filled angry rant, Normal filled with threats to throw laptop out of the window

I would avoid Darren, He's doing an Amy

by Novaside October 3, 2023

The little thing that girls do

It's that little thing that girls do you know, i love it when they do the little thing

G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls

by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

As do

Shortened version of “As you do” or alternative version of “Do what you gotta do”

Could also be used in place of “It is what it is”

Dude #1 - “How the hell do people actually transport grand pianos”

Guy #2 - “I think only in trucks. If you look really closely though, the piano itself has tiny wheels. So conceivably, you could push it to your house.”

Guy #1 - “I saw that. As do.”

Guy #2 - “As do.”

by Spughetty September 18, 2021

do the durp

To Do the Durp is when you all of a sudden brake out having retarded like dance moves which is drived from twitching. You may need to be cautious when you see someone about to brake out about to do the durp durp durp, you may want to back up a few steps from excessive body flailing. You may need to keep a neck brace on hand.

Courtney was driving in Colfax on the way home and all of a sudden started to Do the Durp durp durp and tragically crashed.

by colfax redneck November 30, 2011