she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

by trashymashy February 20, 2015

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

JRDS (Junior Dog Shit)

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"

by BudFoxx December 28, 2011

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.

by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

Yellow Dog Democrat

a republican in sheeps clothing

Yellow Dog Democrat why don't you just switch to being conservative republicans you dirty incest-loving hicks.

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006