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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
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Grilled cheesing

When your panties are full of cum and lube
After sex I pulled up my panties I was grilled cheesing
by Ajax009 September 27, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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cheese

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.
Cheese tastes good.
by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019
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I'm So Cheesed!

A slang term used by Drake in the song "Wah Gwan Delilah" meaning Pissed Off
Wah Gwan Delilah, no I'm late cause there's bare traffic. I just showed my dog your Gram'. He said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm So Cheesed! Your mademoiselle nights are geeked, I'm bent, low-key.
by Chicken Chips June 6, 2025
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Cheese pie

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass
by Boner boy June 28, 2020
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Nacho Cheese

If they are bothered that is Nacho Cheese.

Girl, what I do after hours is Nacho Cheese.
by 4 Fox Cakes June 3, 2025
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