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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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deez nuts

"Deez Nuts" is a popular joke on the internet originating from a popular video with a black man talking to someone and infamously saying "deez nuts." The term can also be used with a clever pun with the popular pop band named Imagine Dragons. The joke can be achieved by convincing someone to say "imagine dragons" and with you finishing with saying "Imagine dragons deez nuts." The pun basically implies that you imagine dragging these nuts.
person 1: imagine dragons
person 2: imagine dragons deez nuts (imagine dragging these nuts)
by gigachad1 July 16, 2022
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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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No Nut November

Dang it’s No Nut November !!
by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.
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