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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
mugGet the Alarm Clock Monkey Snugglemug.

Monkey time

It's freaky time.
Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022
mugGet the Monkey timemug.

albino monkey

gingeryour a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”
by pur-pur March 29, 2023
mugGet the albino monkeymug.

Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.
by BigAl87 July 1, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Dustmug.

fleshing out the monkey

Hey girl, if you need me knock first, I'll be fleshing out the monkey in my room.
by Mr_l3ertt August 13, 2024
mugGet the fleshing out the monkeymug.

monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
mugGet the monkey squad beammug.

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