monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina February 26, 2011

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 05, 2022

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 11, 2024

Sus Monkey

An Ugly Mother Fucker

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch

by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 09, 2022

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 03, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 11, 2023