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greenovation

To reduce energy costs through innovative measures. By innovating in a green manner, a company can produce items that progressively reduce energy consumption.
To provide environmentally conscious products companies must develop greenovations to find new ways to reduce energy consumption and pass along energy-saving capabilities to its consumers.
by Will B. Green October 6, 2009
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Greenfield Insurace

Fictitious insurance company used to try and appease the police in the event of a traffic stop.

Often results in a court appearance.
Sorry I dont have my insurance with me guard but I'm with Greenfield Insurace sure enough.
by Quon December 10, 2009
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greengrovegroup

A collaborative group helping people develop their sustainability strategy and do things in a green way.
GreenGroveGroup helps educate the corporate and consumer clients about how to reduce their eco-impact while continuing to create money.
by KontessaT December 22, 2009
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greengasm

The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.

This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."

"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."

"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
by DeadJack March 20, 2010
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Greencrashing

(1) a business or organization that turns up unexpected and unwanted at an environmental event; (2) someone who makes a false show of being "green," but acts in an ecologically irresponsible manner.
"That polluter attended the big Sierra Club fundraiser, but he really was just greencrashing."
by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010
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greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.
Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
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greenovate

To remodel or renovate a room or home in an environmentally friendly manner
We decided to greenovate the kitchen, so we tore out the linoleum and put in sustainably harvested bamboo flooring.
by green-bandit April 20, 2010
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