Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
by Larzee April 4, 2011
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My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was a monkey.
by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023
Get the Monkeymug. .
by Mouzenu March 13, 2025
Get the Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water elementmug. A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018
Get the Trash monkeymug. When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
by Villainous March 24, 2023
Get the Monkey Fuck Chargingmug. by Spelunkey Monkey July 12, 2021
Get the Spelunkey Monkeymug. When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022
Get the Howler monkeymug.