Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl

That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018

the red wedding

The north remembers...

Fuck george ... i hope he has the red wedding

by John snoow February 01, 2017

Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

red dragons breath

When your going down on a ginger and she queefs in your mouth.

I was having a good time eating a red head out in the downward dog position last night until she blasted my face with that red dragons breath.

by PuppyJack7 September 07, 2021

what he said but in red

a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)

Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.

Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.

Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.

by PizzaRollKev December 06, 2021

red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually

Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog

by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013